Mercator couldn't imagine projecting this

We've been going to the playground at Key Elementary School in Arlington for a few months now most every weekend. Lots of great ramps, 6-7 slides, and steps that Greta can easily conquer. She never noticed the basketball court until yesterday. And it wasn't the court that captured her attention, it was the map of the U.S. brightly painted on the pavement. We asked her to find Virginia and this is where she ended up:

Pennsylvania, as you can see, but sooo close!